**Fortunately/unfortunately game

Unfortunately, his guts flew all over you.

Fortunately, his guts missed me and landed on Rosie o Donald

D;

Ewww. poor guts...


Unfortunately, this makes her very angry and she eats you.

Fortunatly she pukes you out.

Unfortunately, she is puking over the side of a bridge.

Fortunatly there is a giant whale there to eat you.

Unfortunately, it has recently eaten a pack of wolves, that are waiting to eat you in the whales stomach.

Fortunatly there is a giant cat there to eat the wolves.

Unfortunately, the giant cat is suddenly teleported to Wisconsin.

Fortunatly so are the wolves.

Can we not do these games anymore

unfortunately your were teleported to the middle of the ocean and you see sharks

Fortunatly the cat showed up again and ate them.


And MIa, these are not required, some of us enjoy these a lot. If you don't like them, don't play.

Unfortunately, the cat saw a keyboard and started playing it instead.

fortunately you take the keyboard and give it to the sharks who each play a key when the go to make a sound

Unfortunately, this made the cat very angry and it ate the sharks and started playing its keyboard again.

fortunately you and the cat got teleported to london and the cat lost its keyboard

Unfortunately, the cat suddenly grew to the size of Big Ben and went on a rampage looking for a new keyboard.

fortunately yo had a shrinking ray and shrunk it down to a pet kitten size

Unfortunatly it did find another keyboard.

Fortunately, nothing can separate it from its new keyboard, NOTHING!

Unfortunatly Greg can, and he did.

Blast! I forgot about Greg!!


Fortunately,...h.....well...hmmm....


I can never think of what to say after Greg.

fortunately you buy all the other keyboards in the world and smash them to bits
then take Gregs and smash it