**Fortunately/unfortunately game

Well my alphabet game failed....

Here's a new one :]

Instructions:

This game starts with person A=saying something that was fortunate to happen
person B= says something unfortunate the happened related to person before i will start

for example:
Person A=Fortunately i won a million dollars
Person B=Unfortunately you lost it.

Lets see if this game survives

Alright:

Fortunately, i found 50 dollars near Wal-Mart

Unfortunately, a hobo stole it.

Fortunately, Wal-MArt cameras caught him in the act and got him arrested

Unfortunately, the cameras were not taping.

Huh?

Fortunately, it was all just a dream =D

Unfortunately, your mother wakes you up by pouring hot soup in your face.

Fortunately, it was you in the bed

fortunately you pulled your bed covers over just in time

Unfortunatly your mother was then stabbed to death by a monkey.

fortunately just woke up and saw your mom next to you
unfortunately she was a zombie

Fortunatly Mel Gibson also died.

Fortunately, There was a grape juice store nearby

Unfortunately, you are fresh out of orange juice and all you have is grape juice.

Fortunatly she ia allergic to OJ and you just saved her.

unfortunately she ran out of orange juice and she went crazy
fortunately you gave her milk then water and she calmed down

One at a time.

Unfortunately, Joan Rivers then shows up.

fortunately you slam the door in there face

Unfortunately, you door broke in half, so she comes in anyway.

fortunately you go into the kitchen, get a frying pan and whack them around the head

Fortunately, you lost your hand in 'Nam and you now have a hook hand, so the oil didn't burn

unfortunately the oil went down your sleeve and you lost your arm

Unfortunatly the table broke, and the drama was lost.